September 2009
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How to make heart attack in a pan (aka fantasy...
get 3 cups of sugar, 1 1/2 sticks of butter, evaporated milk, a jar of marshmallow cream, and 12 oz of chocolate. mix sugar, butter, and milk and then boil it. add marshmallow cream and chocolate. let it cool, then eat it.
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I wasted my morning tuning a ukulele.
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Glue pennies to the floor head side up.
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You either die a hero or you live until the...
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333 Ways to be Kicked out of Walmart. →
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Wow. I get grounded for 1 week and my tumblarity...
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August 2009
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I have to say, if I sided in the cat vs shark...
because seriously, cats suck. all they do is look cute so you feed them. 
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Daniel is f'ing terrible at basketball.
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When Twilight first came out, my mom got the book...
I could have made so much money.
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